How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
“You squash its neck and…give it a shrinking potion. Then it shrinks and you shove it in the ‘fridge.”
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
“Open the door…shove the elephant in…and put a brick in front bigger than the ‘fridge.”
There is a river you must cross, but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you cross the river?
“Use a dead giraffe.”