Ahoy, Jacks! Me and the sprogs’ll be talkin’ like the pirates in the Core Knowledge novel, Treasure Island. The bonny lass, Mrs. Burrill, will assist me mateys in fashionin’ proper hats and eye patches in Art class this Monday. A great, grand feast awaits us durin’ lunch in our wee classroom on Friday. A study guide be attached to help any lily-livered landlubbers among ye with the vocabulary. Prepare or beware. Me’d hate to see ye walk the plank Friday. Aargh!